Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are.
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undersensitive:

i hate this website everyone’s hotter than me wtf

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andrysb24:

neelysworld:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

I think that’s called marriage

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